True Crime Sticker Pack - 20 Stickers
For the people who fall asleep to murder documentaries, listen to crime podcasts like bedtime stories, and jokingly say “I could never be interrogated because I overshare immediately.”
🔪✨ This hilarious true crime sticker pack is packed with dark humor, sarcastic chaos, and wildly relatable crime-themed quotes like:
• “Only Here to Establish an Alibi”
• “Feeling Stabby Today”
• “You Inspire My Inner Serial Killer”
…and many more beautifully unhinged little masterpieces.
Each sticker features a holographic finish that shifts colors in the light because apparently emotional instability should sparkle too. Made with premium waterproof weather-resistant vinyl and durable holographic laminate, these stickers are perfect for decorating all the things you carry while consuming entirely too much true crime content.
Perfect for: Water bottles & Stanley cups Laptops & MacBooks Journals & planners Kindle cases Phone cases Crime podcast notebooks Tumblers Emotional support iced coffee cups
✨ DETAILS ✨ • 20 funny true crime stickers • Waterproof & weather-resistant vinyl • Durable holographic laminate finish • Bright, vibrant high-quality printing • Handmade in the USA •
Dark humor with ✨sparkle✨
Each sticker pack also includes FREE bonus stickers because enabling questionable purchases is part of our business model.
Want individual stickers instead? Some designs may be available separately! Send us a message with the sticker design and size you’re looking for and we’ll do our best to help.
Please note: Holographic laminate patterns may vary depending on current stock, making every pack uniquely chaotic.
Perfect for: 🔪 true crime addicts ☕ caffeine-fueled detectives 🖤 dark humor lovers 🎧 podcast bingers ✨ emotionally exhausted weirdos
Made with caffeine, sarcasm, and several FBI watchlists by Bad Influence Co. Influencing poor decisions since 2026.