Bad Influence Co. Unisex Tops

Soft Tees. Loud Opinions. Questionable Influence.

Our unisex tops are made for everyday chaos, caffeine-fueled errands, group chat behavior, and anyone who enjoys being comfortable while making people read their shirt twice.

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Funny Graphic Tees Custom Apparel Soft Everyday Fits Mental Health Humor Sarcasm Included

Pick Your Personality Problem

Whether you are shopping for sarcasm, mental health humor, mom-life chaos, or a shirt that says what your face is already thinking, we have a top for that.

Funny & Sarcastic

For the people who treat sarcasm like a love language and need their shirt to come with emotional damage.

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Mental Health Humor

Cute, chaotic, relatable, and just unhinged enough to say, “I’m fine,” while clearly not being fine.

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Custom Tops

Need shirts for your business, event, team, girls trip, or family function you were emotionally forced into?

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Featured Unisex Tops

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Graphic Tee Bestsellers

Soft unisex shirts with designs that make strangers silently judge you in Target.

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Custom Business Tops

Perfect for small businesses, teams, staff shirts, brand events, and looking way more official.

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Mom Life Tees

For overstimulated queens, snack managers, chaos coordinators, and coffee-dependent icons.

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Unhinged Favorites

For when subtlety simply was not invited to the meeting.

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Unisex Fit, Maximum Attitude

Our unisex tops are designed for a comfortable everyday fit. They are easy to style oversized, tucked, tied, layered, or worn while pretending you have your life together.

For a more fitted look, consider sizing down. For an oversized cozy look, size up and embrace your main-character grocery store outfit.

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Care Instructions

  • Wash inside out because your shirt has feelings.
  • Use cold water like the emotionally unavailable icon you are.
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry if you’re fancy.
  • Do not iron directly on the design. We beg.
  • Do not bleach unless chaos is your brand. Actually, still don’t.

Need Custom Shirts?

Business shirts, staff tops, event tees, group orders, family chaos uniforms, or a design you dreamed up at 2 a.m.? We can help bring the vision to life without making it boring.

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Questions People Ask Before They Commit

Because apparently buying a shirt is a whole relationship now.

Are the tops true to size?

Most unisex tops have a relaxed everyday fit. Size down for a more fitted look or size up for that oversized “I’m cute but unavailable” vibe.

Can I order matching shirts?

Absolutely. Matching shirts are perfect for businesses, events, families, parties, teams, and mildly chaotic group activities.

Can I request a custom design?

Yes. Use the custom order page to send your idea, quantity, shirt color preferences, sizing needs, and any design inspiration.

How do I wash my shirt?

Wash inside out with cold water, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly over the design. Basically, treat it better than your last situationship.

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Shop funny, sarcastic, custom, and relatable unisex tops made for people with personality, caffeine dependency, and at least one unread text from three days ago.

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