{"title":"Women's Tops","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n    .bic-womens-tops-page {\n      width: 100vw;\n      margin-left: calc(50% - 50vw);\n      margin-right: calc(50% - 50vw);\n      background: #050505;\n      color: #ffffff;\n      font-family: inherit;\n      overflow: hidden;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-tops-inner {\n      max-width: 1250px;\n      margin: 0 auto;\n      padding: 60px 22px;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-hero {\n      position: relative;\n      border-radius: 32px;\n      padding: 56px 26px;\n      text-align: center;\n      background:\n        radial-gradient(circle at 12% 18%, rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.38), transparent 28%),\n        radial-gradient(circle at 88% 22%, rgba(183, 140, 255, 0.32), transparent 30%),\n        radial-gradient(circle at 50% 100%, rgba(123, 44, 255, 0.26), transparent 34%),\n        linear-gradient(135deg, #090009, #111111 52%, #170025);\n      border: 2px solid rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.82);\n      box-shadow: 0 0 36px rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.24);\n      overflow: hidden;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-hero::before,\n    .bic-womens-hero::after {\n      content: \"\";\n      position: absolute;\n      width: 210px;\n      height: 210px;\n      border: 2px dashed rgba(246, 184, 255, 0.26);\n      border-radius: 36px;\n      transform: rotate(18deg);\n      pointer-events: none;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-hero::before {\n      left: -80px;\n      top: -80px;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-hero::after {\n      right: -80px;\n      bottom: -80px;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-kicker {\n      position: relative;\n      display: inline-block;\n      margin-bottom: 18px;\n      padding: 9px 20px;\n      border-radius: 999px;\n      background: rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.16);\n      color: #f6b8ff;\n      border: 1px solid rgba(246, 184, 255, 0.55);\n      font-size: 0.84rem;\n      font-weight: 900;\n      letter-spacing: 0.09em;\n      text-transform: uppercase;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-hero h1 {\n      position: relative;\n      margin: 0;\n      font-size: clamp(2.45rem, 8vw, 6.3rem);\n      line-height: 0.92;\n      text-transform: uppercase;\n      color: #ffffff;\n      letter-spacing: -0.055em;\n      text-shadow: 4px 4px 0 #ff2bbf, 8px 8px 0 #7b2cff;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-hero h1 span {\n      color: #ff2bbf;\n      text-shadow: 4px 4px 0 #ffffff, 8px 8px 0 #7b2cff;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-hero p {\n      position: relative;\n      max-width: 880px;\n      margin: 26px auto 0;\n      color: #f1e8f8;\n      font-size: 1.12rem;\n      line-height: 1.75;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-button-row {\n      position: relative;\n      display: flex;\n      justify-content: center;\n      flex-wrap: wrap;\n      gap: 14px;\n      margin-top: 32px;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-button {\n      display: inline-block;\n      padding: 14px 24px;\n      border-radius: 999px;\n      background: #ff2bbf;\n      color: #050505 !important;\n      font-weight: 950;\n      text-decoration: none;\n      text-transform: uppercase;\n      letter-spacing: 0.04em;\n      box-shadow: 0 0 18px rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.45);\n      transition: transform 0.2s ease, box-shadow 0.2s ease;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-button:hover {\n      transform: translateY(-2px);\n      box-shadow: 0 0 26px rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.62);\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-button.secondary {\n      background: transparent;\n      color: #ffffff !important;\n      border: 2px solid #b78cff;\n      box-shadow: none;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-section {\n      margin-top: 44px;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-section-header {\n      text-align: center;\n      margin-bottom: 26px;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-section-header h2 {\n      margin: 0;\n      color: #ff2bbf;\n      font-size: clamp(1.8rem, 4vw, 3rem);\n      text-transform: uppercase;\n      letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n      line-height: 1.05;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-section-header p {\n      max-width: 800px;\n      margin: 12px auto 0;\n      color: #d8c8e8;\n      font-size: 1rem;\n      line-height: 1.7;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-grid {\n      display: grid;\n      grid-template-columns: repeat(4, 1fr);\n      gap: 18px;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-card {\n      position: relative;\n      background:\n        linear-gradient(135deg, rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.08), rgba(123, 44, 255, 0.08)),\n        #111111;\n      border: 1px solid rgba(183, 140, 255, 0.5);\n      border-radius: 24px;\n      padding: 24px;\n      box-shadow: 0 0 20px rgba(123, 44, 255, 0.12);\n      overflow: hidden;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-card::after {\n      content: \"✦\";\n      position: absolute;\n      right: 18px;\n      top: 14px;\n      color: rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.5);\n      font-size: 1.15rem;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-icon {\n      width: 46px;\n      height: 46px;\n      margin-bottom: 14px;\n      border-radius: 16px;\n      display: flex;\n      align-items: center;\n      justify-content: center;\n      background: linear-gradient(135deg, #ff2bbf, #7b2cff);\n      color: #ffffff;\n      font-size: 1.32rem;\n      font-weight: 900;\n      box-shadow: 0 0 18px rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.35);\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-card h3 {\n      margin: 0 0 10px;\n      color: #ffffff;\n      font-size: 1.14rem;\n      line-height: 1.2;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-card p {\n      margin: 0;\n      color: #d9d0df;\n      line-height: 1.65;\n      font-size: 0.96rem;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-highlight {\n      margin-top: 46px;\n      display: grid;\n      grid-template-columns: 1.05fr 0.95fr;\n      gap: 22px;\n      align-items: stretch;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-highlight-box {\n      border-radius: 28px;\n      padding: 32px;\n      background:\n        linear-gradient(135deg, rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.15), rgba(123, 44, 255, 0.13)),\n        #101010;\n      border: 1px solid rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.55);\n      box-shadow: 0 0 22px rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.12);\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-highlight-box h2 {\n      margin: 0 0 14px;\n      color: #ffffff;\n      font-size: clamp(1.7rem, 3vw, 2.7rem);\n      line-height: 1.05;\n      text-transform: uppercase;\n      letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-highlight-box h2 span {\n      color: #ff2bbf;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-highlight-box p,\n    .bic-womens-highlight-box li {\n      color: #e8dff0;\n      line-height: 1.7;\n      font-size: 1rem;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-highlight-box ul {\n      margin: 16px 0 0;\n      padding-left: 20px;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-vibe-list {\n      display: grid;\n      gap: 13px;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-vibe-item {\n      border-radius: 20px;\n      padding: 18px;\n      background: #151515;\n      border: 1px solid rgba(183, 140, 255, 0.4);\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-vibe-item strong {\n      display: block;\n      margin-bottom: 5px;\n      color: #ff2bbf;\n      text-transform: uppercase;\n      font-size: 0.9rem;\n      letter-spacing: 0.06em;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-vibe-item span {\n      display: block;\n      color: #e8dff0;\n      line-height: 1.55;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-strip {\n      margin-top: 44px;\n      border-radius: 28px;\n      padding: 30px 22px;\n      background:\n        linear-gradient(90deg, rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.18), rgba(123, 44, 255, 0.16)),\n        #090909;\n      border: 2px dashed rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.7);\n      text-align: center;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-strip h2 {\n      margin: 0;\n      color: #ff2bbf;\n      font-size: clamp(1.6rem, 3.4vw, 2.7rem);\n      text-transform: uppercase;\n      letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-strip p {\n      max-width: 900px;\n      margin: 12px auto 0;\n      color: #f1e8f8;\n      line-height: 1.7;\n      font-size: 1rem;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-feature-row {\n      margin-top: 42px;\n      display: grid;\n      grid-template-columns: repeat(4, 1fr);\n      gap: 16px;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-feature {\n      text-align: center;\n      padding: 22px 16px;\n      border-radius: 22px;\n      background: #101010;\n      border: 1px solid rgba(183, 140, 255, 0.45);\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-feature span {\n      display: flex;\n      align-items: center;\n      justify-content: center;\n      width: 44px;\n      height: 44px;\n      margin: 0 auto 12px;\n      border-radius: 999px;\n      background: rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.16);\n      color: #ff2bbf;\n      border: 1px solid rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.55);\n      font-weight: 900;\n      font-size: 1.2rem;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-feature h3 {\n      margin: 0 0 6px;\n      color: #ffffff;\n      font-size: 1rem;\n      text-transform: uppercase;\n      letter-spacing: 0.04em;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-feature p {\n      margin: 0;\n      color: #d9d0df;\n      line-height: 1.55;\n      font-size: 0.92rem;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-bottom-cta {\n      margin-top: 44px;\n      text-align: center;\n      padding: 36px 22px;\n      border-radius: 30px;\n      background:\n        radial-gradient(circle at top, rgba(255,255,255,0.18), transparent 26%),\n        linear-gradient(135deg, #ff2bbf, #7b2cff);\n      color: #ffffff;\n      box-shadow: 0 0 32px rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.24);\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-bottom-cta h2 {\n      margin: 0;\n      font-size: clamp(1.8rem, 4vw, 3.2rem);\n      text-transform: uppercase;\n      line-height: 1.05;\n      letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n    }\n\n    .bic-womens-bottom-cta p {\n      margin: 14px auto 0;\n      max-width: 790px;\n      line-height: 1.7;\n      color: #ffffff;\n    }\n\n    @media (max-width: 1050px) {\n      .bic-womens-grid,\n      .bic-womens-feature-row {\n        grid-template-columns: repeat(2, 1fr);\n      }\n\n      .bic-womens-highlight {\n        grid-template-columns: 1fr;\n      }\n    }\n\n    @media (max-width: 700px) {\n      .bic-womens-tops-inner {\n        padding: 42px 16px;\n      }\n\n      .bic-womens-hero {\n        padding: 38px 18px;\n      }\n\n      .bic-womens-hero h1 {\n        text-shadow: 3px 3px 0 #ff2bbf, 6px 6px 0 #7b2cff;\n      }\n\n      .bic-womens-grid,\n      .bic-womens-feature-row {\n        grid-template-columns: 1fr;\n      }\n    }\n  \u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"bic-womens-tops-page\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-tops-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-hero\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-kicker\"\u003eCute Tops • Chaotic Energy • Zero Apologies\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eWomen’s \u003cspan\u003eTops\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the women’s tops collection — where comfy meets chaotic, sarcasm gets dressed up, and your outfit finally matches the inner monologue you probably should not say out loud. Shop funny tees, cozy sweatshirts, hoodies, mom life designs, mental health humor, ADHD chaos, and custom tops made for women who are doing their best-ish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-button-row\"\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"bic-womens-button\" href=\"\/collections\/womens-tops\"\u003eShop Women’s Tops\u003c\/a\u003e \u003ca class=\"bic-womens-button secondary\" href=\"https:\/\/badinfluenceco.com\/pages\/custom-business-orders\"\u003eAsk About Custom Orders\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-section-header\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFor The Women Running On Coffee \u0026amp; Sarcasm\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese tops are for the overstimulated moms, anxious overachievers, ADHD queens, introverts with loud thoughts, emotionally exhausted besties, and every woman who wants her outfit to say, “I am cute, but please proceed with caution.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-icon\"\u003e☕\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMom Life \u0026amp; Coffee Vibes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTops for school pickup, errands, iced coffee runs, surviving snack requests, and pretending you heard your name only the first 47 times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-icon\"\u003e☻\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMental Health Humor\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigns for anxious girlies, healing eras, overstimulation, emotional support hoodies, and anyone currently surviving life with humor and caffeine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-icon\"\u003e⚡\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eADHD \u0026amp; Neurospicy\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWearable chaos for dopamine hunters, list makers who lose the list, perfectionists, procrastinators, and women with 87 tabs open in their brain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-icon\"\u003e!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSassy \u0026amp; Sarcastic\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny tops with attitude, side-eye energy, adulting complaints, dark humor, and just enough spice to make strangers say, “I need that shirt.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-highlight\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-highlight-box\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSoft, Funny, Giftable, \u003cspan\u003eAnd Slightly Unhinged.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBad Influence Co. women’s tops are made for real life: messy buns, errands, work-from-home days, craft fairs, school events, brunch, lounging, and those moments when you want to look put together without actually emotionally committing to the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny tees, cozy sweatshirts, hoodies, and seasonal styles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned around sarcasm, mental health humor, mom life, ADHD, and everyday chaos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for birthdays, holidays, best friend gifts, coworker gifts, and “treat yourself” moments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCustom options available for events, businesses, group shirts, and personal designs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-vibe-list\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-vibe-item\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor The Overstimulated\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eComfy tops for women who need iced coffee, silence, a hoodie, and everyone to stop asking what’s for dinner.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-vibe-item\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor The Besties\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003ePerfect for matching friend shirts, birthday gifts, girls’ trips, brunch outfits, and your favorite chaos coordinator.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-vibe-item\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor The Sarcastic\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes your shirt can say what your face already screamed in complete silence.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-vibe-item\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor Custom Merch\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eNeed custom women’s tops for your business, event, team, party, or group chat’s latest questionable idea? We can help.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-strip\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eYour Closet Deserves A Personality Disorder. Kidding. Mostly.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop women’s graphic tees, funny sweatshirts, cozy hoodies, sarcastic tops, mom life shirts, mental health humor designs, ADHD apparel, adult humor, custom shirts, and wearable little reminders that you are the main character — even if you are currently overstimulated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-feature-row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-feature\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eComfy Styles\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade for everyday wear, lazy days, errands, layering, and emotionally attached hoodie moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-feature\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e✦\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBold Designs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny, sarcastic, mental health, ADHD, mom life, and custom graphics with personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-feature\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e♡\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGiftable Chaos\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for best friends, moms, sisters, coworkers, teachers, and yourself. Obviously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-feature\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e⚡\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCustom Options\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeed your own quote, logo, image, group shirt, or event design? Send us the idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-womens-bottom-cta\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCute Outfit. Questionable Influence.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you are shopping for yourself, your favorite overstimulated bestie, your iced-coffee gremlin friend, or your entire matching-shirt group chat, Bad Influence Co. has a women’s top for the mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"mentally-here-ish-shirt-adhd-humor-mental-health-awareness-tee","title":"Mentally Here-ish Shirt, ADHD Humor, Mental Health Awareness Tee","description":"For the days when your body showed up, but your brain is buffering somewhere in another dimension.\n\nThis “Mentally Here-ish” shirt is made for the overstimulated, overthinking, coffee-fueled humans who are technically present… but emotionally pending. Perfect for mental health humor lovers, ADHD brains, anxious girlies, sarcastic moms, and anyone operating on low battery with a questionable amount of caffeine.\n\nCute, comfy, and just unhinged enough to be relatable, this tee is perfect for everyday wear, mom errands, casual Fridays, therapy days, coffee runs, or silently disassociating in public while looking adorable.\n\nWhether you are buying it for yourself or gifting it to your favorite beautifully overwhelmed human, this shirt says what we are all thinking:\n\nI’m here. Kind of. Please don’t ask too many follow-up questions.\n\nWhy You’ll Love It\n\nSoft, comfortable everyday tee\nFunny and relatable mental health humor\nPerfect for ADHD, anxiety, mom life, and overstimulated life\nEasy to dress up or down\nGreat gift for friends, moms, coworkers, sisters, teachers, or anyone running on chaos and caffeine\n\nPerfect For\n\nMental health humor lovers\nADHD and neurospicy friends\nOverstimulated moms\nSarcastic introverts\nCoffee-fueled humans\nTherapy day outfits\nFunny birthday gifts\nCasual everyday wear\nThose who are physically present but spiritually unavailable\n\nPlease Note\nColors may vary slightly due to screen settings. Shirt fit and color options may vary depending on availability. Please check the size chart before ordering for the best fit.\n\nCare Instructions\nWash inside out with cold water.\nTumble dry low or hang dry for best results.\nDo not bleach.\nDo not iron directly on the design.\nTreat it better than your nervous system treats you.","brand":"Bad Influence Co.","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":47915738661082,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47915738693850,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47915738726618,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47915738759386,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47915738792154,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":47915738824922,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/9263\/7914\/files\/d52e368b-il_fullxfull.8049998424_h0ts.jpg?v=1779743069"},{"product_id":"i-came-saw-got-overstimulated-shirt-funny-adhd-mom-tee","title":"I Came Saw Got Overstimulated Shirt, Funny ADHD Mom Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person who showed up, tried their best, heard one too many noises, and immediately regretted leaving the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis “I Came. I Saw. I Got Overstimulated.” shirt is made for the moms, ADHD brains, anxious girlies, introverts, neurospicy humans, and beautifully overwhelmed people who can only handle so much before their social battery files for bankruptcy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is funny, relatable, and just dramatic enough to be completely accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for errands, school pickup, coffee runs, casual days, mom life chaos, or any event where you may or may not need to disappear quietly into the nearest corner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt is available in sizes S–3XL, with many shirt colors available so you can pick the vibe that best matches your current level of overstimulation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you are buying it for yourself or gifting it to your favorite overstimulated human, this tee says exactly what we are all thinking: I participated. 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