{"title":"Unisex Tops","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n    .bic-unisex-tops-page {\n      width: 100vw;\n      margin-left: calc(50% - 50vw);\n      margin-right: calc(50% - 50vw);\n      background: #050505;\n      color: #ffffff;\n      font-family: inherit;\n      overflow: hidden;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-tops-inner {\n      max-width: 1250px;\n      margin: 0 auto;\n      padding: 60px 22px;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-hero {\n      position: relative;\n      border-radius: 32px;\n      padding: 56px 26px;\n      text-align: center;\n      background:\n        radial-gradient(circle at 15% 18%, rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.35), transparent 28%),\n        radial-gradient(circle at 85% 22%, rgba(183, 140, 255, 0.3), transparent 30%),\n        radial-gradient(circle at 50% 100%, rgba(123, 44, 255, 0.25), transparent 34%),\n        linear-gradient(135deg, #090009, #111111 52%, #170025);\n      border: 2px solid rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.82);\n      box-shadow: 0 0 36px rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.24);\n      overflow: hidden;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-hero::before,\n    .bic-unisex-hero::after {\n      content: \"\";\n      position: absolute;\n      width: 210px;\n      height: 210px;\n      border: 2px dashed rgba(246, 184, 255, 0.26);\n      border-radius: 36px;\n      transform: rotate(18deg);\n      pointer-events: none;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-hero::before {\n      left: -80px;\n      top: -80px;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-hero::after {\n      right: -80px;\n      bottom: -80px;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-kicker {\n      position: relative;\n      display: inline-block;\n      margin-bottom: 18px;\n      padding: 9px 20px;\n      border-radius: 999px;\n      background: rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.16);\n      color: #f6b8ff;\n      border: 1px solid rgba(246, 184, 255, 0.55);\n      font-size: 0.84rem;\n      font-weight: 900;\n      letter-spacing: 0.09em;\n      text-transform: uppercase;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-hero h1 {\n      position: relative;\n      margin: 0;\n      font-size: clamp(2.45rem, 8vw, 6.3rem);\n      line-height: 0.92;\n      text-transform: uppercase;\n      color: #ffffff;\n      letter-spacing: -0.055em;\n      text-shadow: 4px 4px 0 #ff2bbf, 8px 8px 0 #7b2cff;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-hero h1 span {\n      color: #ff2bbf;\n      text-shadow: 4px 4px 0 #ffffff, 8px 8px 0 #7b2cff;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-hero p {\n      position: relative;\n      max-width: 870px;\n      margin: 26px auto 0;\n      color: #f1e8f8;\n      font-size: 1.12rem;\n      line-height: 1.75;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-button-row {\n      position: relative;\n      display: flex;\n      justify-content: center;\n      flex-wrap: wrap;\n      gap: 14px;\n      margin-top: 32px;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-button {\n      display: inline-block;\n      padding: 14px 24px;\n      border-radius: 999px;\n      background: #ff2bbf;\n      color: #050505 !important;\n      font-weight: 950;\n      text-decoration: none;\n      text-transform: uppercase;\n      letter-spacing: 0.04em;\n      box-shadow: 0 0 18px rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.45);\n      transition: transform 0.2s ease, box-shadow 0.2s ease;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-button:hover {\n      transform: translateY(-2px);\n      box-shadow: 0 0 26px rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.62);\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-button.secondary {\n      background: transparent;\n      color: #ffffff !important;\n      border: 2px solid #b78cff;\n      box-shadow: none;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-section {\n      margin-top: 44px;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-section-header {\n      text-align: center;\n      margin-bottom: 26px;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-section-header h2 {\n      margin: 0;\n      color: #ff2bbf;\n      font-size: clamp(1.8rem, 4vw, 3rem);\n      text-transform: uppercase;\n      letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n      line-height: 1.05;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-section-header p {\n      max-width: 800px;\n      margin: 12px auto 0;\n      color: #d8c8e8;\n      font-size: 1rem;\n      line-height: 1.7;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-grid {\n      display: grid;\n      grid-template-columns: repeat(4, 1fr);\n      gap: 18px;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-card {\n      position: relative;\n      background:\n        linear-gradient(135deg, rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.08), rgba(123, 44, 255, 0.08)),\n        #111111;\n      border: 1px solid rgba(183, 140, 255, 0.5);\n      border-radius: 24px;\n      padding: 24px;\n      box-shadow: 0 0 20px rgba(123, 44, 255, 0.12);\n      overflow: hidden;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-card::after {\n      content: \"✦\";\n      position: absolute;\n      right: 18px;\n      top: 14px;\n      color: rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.5);\n      font-size: 1.15rem;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-icon {\n      width: 46px;\n      height: 46px;\n      margin-bottom: 14px;\n      border-radius: 16px;\n      display: flex;\n      align-items: center;\n      justify-content: center;\n      background: linear-gradient(135deg, #ff2bbf, #7b2cff);\n      color: #ffffff;\n      font-size: 1.32rem;\n      font-weight: 900;\n      box-shadow: 0 0 18px rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.35);\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-card h3 {\n      margin: 0 0 10px;\n      color: #ffffff;\n      font-size: 1.14rem;\n      line-height: 1.2;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-card p {\n      margin: 0;\n      color: #d9d0df;\n      line-height: 1.65;\n      font-size: 0.96rem;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-highlight {\n      margin-top: 46px;\n      display: grid;\n      grid-template-columns: 1.05fr 0.95fr;\n      gap: 22px;\n      align-items: stretch;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-highlight-box {\n      border-radius: 28px;\n      padding: 32px;\n      background:\n        linear-gradient(135deg, rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.15), rgba(123, 44, 255, 0.13)),\n        #101010;\n      border: 1px solid rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.55);\n      box-shadow: 0 0 22px rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.12);\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-highlight-box h2 {\n      margin: 0 0 14px;\n      color: #ffffff;\n      font-size: clamp(1.7rem, 3vw, 2.7rem);\n      line-height: 1.05;\n      text-transform: uppercase;\n      letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-highlight-box h2 span {\n      color: #ff2bbf;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-highlight-box p,\n    .bic-unisex-highlight-box li {\n      color: #e8dff0;\n      line-height: 1.7;\n      font-size: 1rem;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-highlight-box ul {\n      margin: 16px 0 0;\n      padding-left: 20px;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-vibe-list {\n      display: grid;\n      gap: 13px;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-vibe-item {\n      border-radius: 20px;\n      padding: 18px;\n      background: #151515;\n      border: 1px solid rgba(183, 140, 255, 0.4);\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-vibe-item strong {\n      display: block;\n      margin-bottom: 5px;\n      color: #ff2bbf;\n      text-transform: uppercase;\n      font-size: 0.9rem;\n      letter-spacing: 0.06em;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-vibe-item span {\n      display: block;\n      color: #e8dff0;\n      line-height: 1.55;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-strip {\n      margin-top: 44px;\n      border-radius: 28px;\n      padding: 30px 22px;\n      background:\n        linear-gradient(90deg, rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.18), rgba(123, 44, 255, 0.16)),\n        #090909;\n      border: 2px dashed rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.7);\n      text-align: center;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-strip h2 {\n      margin: 0;\n      color: #ff2bbf;\n      font-size: clamp(1.6rem, 3.4vw, 2.7rem);\n      text-transform: uppercase;\n      letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-strip p {\n      max-width: 900px;\n      margin: 12px auto 0;\n      color: #f1e8f8;\n      line-height: 1.7;\n      font-size: 1rem;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-feature-row {\n      margin-top: 42px;\n      display: grid;\n      grid-template-columns: repeat(4, 1fr);\n      gap: 16px;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-feature {\n      text-align: center;\n      padding: 22px 16px;\n      border-radius: 22px;\n      background: #101010;\n      border: 1px solid rgba(183, 140, 255, 0.45);\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-feature span {\n      display: flex;\n      align-items: center;\n      justify-content: center;\n      width: 44px;\n      height: 44px;\n      margin: 0 auto 12px;\n      border-radius: 999px;\n      background: rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.16);\n      color: #ff2bbf;\n      border: 1px solid rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.55);\n      font-weight: 900;\n      font-size: 1.2rem;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-feature h3 {\n      margin: 0 0 6px;\n      color: #ffffff;\n      font-size: 1rem;\n      text-transform: uppercase;\n      letter-spacing: 0.04em;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-feature p {\n      margin: 0;\n      color: #d9d0df;\n      line-height: 1.55;\n      font-size: 0.92rem;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-bottom-cta {\n      margin-top: 44px;\n      text-align: center;\n      padding: 36px 22px;\n      border-radius: 30px;\n      background:\n        radial-gradient(circle at top, rgba(255,255,255,0.18), transparent 26%),\n        linear-gradient(135deg, #ff2bbf, #7b2cff);\n      color: #ffffff;\n      box-shadow: 0 0 32px rgba(255, 43, 191, 0.24);\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-bottom-cta h2 {\n      margin: 0;\n      font-size: clamp(1.8rem, 4vw, 3.2rem);\n      text-transform: uppercase;\n      line-height: 1.05;\n      letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n    }\n\n    .bic-unisex-bottom-cta p {\n      margin: 14px auto 0;\n      max-width: 780px;\n      line-height: 1.7;\n      color: #ffffff;\n    }\n\n    @media (max-width: 1050px) {\n      .bic-unisex-grid,\n      .bic-unisex-feature-row {\n        grid-template-columns: repeat(2, 1fr);\n      }\n\n      .bic-unisex-highlight {\n        grid-template-columns: 1fr;\n      }\n    }\n\n    @media (max-width: 700px) {\n      .bic-unisex-tops-inner {\n        padding: 42px 16px;\n      }\n\n      .bic-unisex-hero {\n        padding: 38px 18px;\n      }\n\n      .bic-unisex-hero h1 {\n        text-shadow: 3px 3px 0 #ff2bbf, 6px 6px 0 #7b2cff;\n      }\n\n      .bic-unisex-grid,\n      .bic-unisex-feature-row {\n        grid-template-columns: 1fr;\n      }\n    }\n  \u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"bic-unisex-tops-page\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-tops-inner\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-hero\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-kicker\"\u003eFunny Tops • Custom Vibes • Main Character Energy\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eUnisex \u003cspan\u003eTops\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the shirt section where comfort meets sarcasm, mental health humor gets wearable, and your outfit finally says what your face has been trying to politely communicate all day. From funny tees and cozy sweatshirts to hoodies, custom designs, and giftable chaos — this is where your wardrobe gets a personality upgrade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-button-row\"\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"bic-unisex-button\" href=\"\/collections\/unisex-tops\"\u003eShop Unisex Tops\u003c\/a\u003e \u003ca class=\"bic-unisex-button secondary\" href=\"https:\/\/badinfluenceco.com\/pages\/custom-business-orders\"\u003eAsk About Custom Orders\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-section-header\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWearable Sass For Every Mood\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur unisex tops are made for the overthinkers, overstimulated moms, coffee-powered humans, ADHD chaos coordinators, introverts, extroverts, small business besties, and anyone who wants their shirt to do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-icon\"\u003e☻\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMental Health Humor\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTees, sweatshirts, and hoodies for the anxious, exhausted, healing, highly caffeinated, and emotionally self-aware people doing their best-ish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-icon\"\u003e⚡\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eADHD \u0026amp; Neurospicy\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigns for racing thoughts, overstimulation, executive dysfunction, dopamine hunting, and having approximately 47 browser tabs open in your soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-icon\"\u003e!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSarcastic \u0026amp; Funny\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor anyone who enjoys dark humor, dry sarcasm, adulting complaints, bad decisions, and shirts that are basically wearable side-eye.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-icon\"\u003e♡\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCustom Tops\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeed a shirt for an event, business, team, party, inside joke, family trip, or matching group chaos? We can help bring your idea to life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-highlight\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-highlight-box\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eComfy Enough To Live In. \u003cspan\u003eFunny Enough To Get Compliments.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur unisex tops are designed to be easy to style, fun to wear, and perfect for gifting. Dress them up, lounge in them, wear them to school pickup, brunch, errands, craft fairs, work-from-home days, or anywhere else you need a little confidence and a lot of personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex fit styles made for everyday comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny, sarcastic, mental health, mom life, and ADHD-inspired designs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for gifts, birthdays, holidays, events, and “I deserve this” purchases\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCustom shirt options available for businesses, groups, events, and personal designs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-vibe-list\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-vibe-item\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor The Overstimulated\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eSoft tops for people who need iced coffee, personal space, and everyone to please stop making extra noises.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-vibe-item\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor The Sarcastic\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes your shirt can say it before you accidentally say it out loud and create a meeting.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-vibe-item\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor The Gift Givers\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003ePerfect for best friends, moms, coworkers, sisters, teachers, small business owners, and fellow chaos gremlins.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-vibe-item\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor Custom Merch\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eNeed matching shirts, business apparel, event tops, team designs, or group orders? Send us the idea and we’ll help make it wearable.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-strip\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eYour Closet Called. It Wants Better Coping Skills.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop funny unisex tees, cozy sweatshirts, hoodies, sarcastic tops, mental health humor shirts, ADHD designs, mom life apparel, custom merch, and everything your wardrobe needs to feel slightly more unhinged in the best way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-feature-row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-feature\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eUnisex Fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEasy, comfy styles made for everyday wear and relaxed outfit vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-feature\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e✦\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBold Designs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny, sarcastic, mental health, ADHD, and mom life graphics with personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-feature\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e♡\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGiftable Chaos\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for birthdays, holidays, coworkers, besties, moms, and yourself. Obviously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-feature\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e⚡\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCustom Options\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeed your own text, logo, image, or event design? We can help make it happen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-unisex-bottom-cta\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePut The Sass In The Cart\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you are shopping for yourself, your favorite caffeine goblin, your brutally honest bestie, or your entire matching-shirt group chat, Bad Influence Co. has a top for that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"mentally-here-ish-shirt-adhd-humor-mental-health-awareness-tee","title":"Mentally Here-ish Shirt, ADHD Humor, Mental Health Awareness Tee","description":"For the days when your body showed up, but your brain is buffering somewhere in another dimension.\n\nThis “Mentally Here-ish” shirt is made for the overstimulated, overthinking, coffee-fueled humans who are technically present… but emotionally pending. Perfect for mental health humor lovers, ADHD brains, anxious girlies, sarcastic moms, and anyone operating on low battery with a questionable amount of caffeine.\n\nCute, comfy, and just unhinged enough to be relatable, this tee is perfect for everyday wear, mom errands, casual Fridays, therapy days, coffee runs, or silently disassociating in public while looking adorable.\n\nWhether you are buying it for yourself or gifting it to your favorite beautifully overwhelmed human, this shirt says what we are all thinking:\n\nI’m here. Kind of. Please don’t ask too many follow-up questions.\n\nWhy You’ll Love It\n\nSoft, comfortable everyday tee\nFunny and relatable mental health humor\nPerfect for ADHD, anxiety, mom life, and overstimulated life\nEasy to dress up or down\nGreat gift for friends, moms, coworkers, sisters, teachers, or anyone running on chaos and caffeine\n\nPerfect For\n\nMental health humor lovers\nADHD and neurospicy friends\nOverstimulated moms\nSarcastic introverts\nCoffee-fueled humans\nTherapy day outfits\nFunny birthday gifts\nCasual everyday wear\nThose who are physically present but spiritually unavailable\n\nPlease Note\nColors may vary slightly due to screen settings. Shirt fit and color options may vary depending on availability. Please check the size chart before ordering for the best fit.\n\nCare Instructions\nWash inside out with cold water.\nTumble dry low or hang dry for best results.\nDo not bleach.\nDo not iron directly on the design.\nTreat it better than your nervous system treats you.","brand":"Bad Influence Co.","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":47915738661082,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47915738693850,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47915738726618,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47915738759386,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47915738792154,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":47915738824922,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/9263\/7914\/files\/d52e368b-il_fullxfull.8049998424_h0ts.jpg?v=1779743069"},{"product_id":"overstimulated-shirt-mental-health-tee-anxiety-humor-adhd-shirt","title":"Overstimulated  Shirt, Mental Health Tee, Anxiety Humor, ADHD Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person who showed up, tried their best, heard one too many noises, and immediately regretted leaving the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis “I Came. I Saw. I Got Overstimulated.” shirt is made for the moms, ADHD brains, anxious girlies, introverts, neurospicy humans, and beautifully overwhelmed people who can only handle so much before their social battery files for bankruptcy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is funny, relatable, and just dramatic enough to be completely accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for errands, school pickup, coffee runs, casual days, mom life chaos, or any event where you may or may not need to disappear quietly into the nearest corner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt is available in sizes S–3XL, with many shirt colors available so you can pick the vibe that best matches your current level of overstimulation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you are buying it for yourself or gifting it to your favorite overstimulated human, this tee says exactly what we are all thinking: I participated. 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