{"title":"Anxiety Humor","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .bic-anxiety-page {\n    width: 100vw;\n    margin-left: calc(50% - 50vw);\n    margin-right: calc(50% - 50vw);\n    background: #09060f;\n    color: #ffffff;\n    font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\n    overflow: hidden;\n  }\n\n  .bic-anxiety-wrap {\n    max-width: 1200px;\n    margin: 0 auto;\n    padding: 50px 22px;\n  }\n\n  .bic-hero {\n    text-align: center;\n    padding: 55px 25px;\n    border-radius: 28px;\n    background: radial-gradient(circle at top left, #ff4fcb 0%, transparent 30%),\n                radial-gradient(circle at bottom right, #7b2cff 0%, transparent 35%),\n                linear-gradient(135deg, #160b24, #09060f);\n    border: 2px solid #c084fc;\n    box-shadow: 0 0 35px rgba(192, 132, 252, 0.35);\n  }\n\n  .bic-hero h1 {\n    font-size: clamp(34px, 6vw, 70px);\n    margin: 0 0 15px;\n    color: #ff4fcb;\n    text-transform: uppercase;\n    letter-spacing: 1px;\n  }\n\n  .bic-hero p {\n    font-size: clamp(17px, 2.5vw, 24px);\n    max-width: 850px;\n    margin: 0 auto;\n    line-height: 1.6;\n    color: #f4d9ff;\n  }\n\n  .bic-badge {\n    display: inline-block;\n    margin-bottom: 18px;\n    padding: 10px 18px;\n    border-radius: 999px;\n    background: #ff4fcb;\n    color: #09060f;\n    font-weight: 800;\n    letter-spacing: .5px;\n  }\n\n  .bic-section {\n    margin-top: 42px;\n    padding: 35px 25px;\n    border-radius: 24px;\n    background: #140d1f;\n    border: 1px solid rgba(255,255,255,.12);\n  }\n\n  .bic-section h2 {\n    color: #c084fc;\n    font-size: clamp(26px, 4vw, 42px);\n    margin: 0 0 16px;\n    text-align: center;\n  }\n\n  .bic-section p {\n    font-size: 18px;\n    line-height: 1.7;\n    color: #f3e8ff;\n    max-width: 900px;\n    margin: 0 auto 16px;\n    text-align: center;\n  }\n\n  .bic-grid {\n    display: grid;\n    grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 1fr);\n    gap: 22px;\n    margin-top: 30px;\n  }\n\n  .bic-card {\n    background: #0d0815;\n    border: 1px solid rgba(255, 79, 203, .35);\n    border-radius: 22px;\n    padding: 25px;\n    text-align: center;\n    box-shadow: 0 0 18px rgba(123, 44, 255, .18);\n  }\n\n  .bic-card h3 {\n    color: #ff4fcb;\n    font-size: 22px;\n    margin: 0 0 12px;\n  }\n\n  .bic-card p {\n    font-size: 16px;\n    color: #eadcff;\n    margin: 0;\n  }\n\n  .bic-callout {\n    margin-top: 42px;\n    padding: 38px 25px;\n    border-radius: 26px;\n    background: linear-gradient(135deg, #ff4fcb, #7b2cff);\n    color: #ffffff;\n    text-align: center;\n  }\n\n  .bic-callout h2 {\n    font-size: clamp(28px, 4vw, 46px);\n    margin: 0 0 12px;\n    color: #ffffff;\n  }\n\n  .bic-callout p {\n    font-size: 19px;\n    line-height: 1.6;\n    max-width: 850px;\n    margin: 0 auto;\n  }\n\n  .bic-button {\n    display: inline-block;\n    margin-top: 24px;\n    padding: 15px 28px;\n    background: #09060f;\n    color: #ffffff !important;\n    text-decoration: none;\n    border-radius: 999px;\n    font-weight: 800;\n    border: 2px solid #ffffff;\n  }\n\n  .bic-button:hover {\n    background: #ffffff;\n    color: #09060f !important;\n  }\n\n  @media (max-width: 800px) {\n    .bic-grid {\n      grid-template-columns: 1fr;\n    }\n\n    .bic-anxiety-wrap {\n      padding: 35px 16px;\n    }\n  }\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"bic-anxiety-page\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"bic-anxiety-wrap\"\u003e\n\n    \u003csection class=\"bic-hero\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"bic-badge\"\u003eOverthinking Since Birth\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003ch1\u003eAnxiety Humor Collection\u003c\/h1\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        Funny anxiety stickers and upcoming graphic tees for the emotionally exhausted, chronically overthinking, overstimulated humans trying their absolute best.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n    \u003csection class=\"bic-section\"\u003e\n      \u003ch2\u003eFor the Mentally Tired Besties\u003c\/h2\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        Welcome to the Anxiety Humor collection — where nervous breakdowns become personality traits and dark humor becomes a coping mechanism.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        This collection is packed with relatable anxiety stickers designed for people who rehearse conversations in the shower, apologize for existing, and think “this email ruined my life” at least three times a week.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        Upcoming anxiety-themed graphic tees are coming soon because apparently we’re turning emotional instability into fashion now.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n    \u003csection class=\"bic-section\"\u003e\n      \u003ch2\u003eRelatable Chaos Included\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"bic-grid\"\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"bic-card\"\u003e\n          \u003ch3\u003eAnxiety Stickers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n          \u003cp\u003eFunny, relatable waterproof stickers for laptops, water bottles, planners, journals, and emotional support tumblers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"bic-card\"\u003e\n          \u003ch3\u003eDark Humor Therapy\u003c\/h3\u003e\n          \u003cp\u003eDesigned for overthinkers, people pleasers, caffeine addicts, and anyone held together by sarcasm and vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"bic-card\"\u003e\n          \u003ch3\u003eTees Coming Soon\u003c\/h3\u003e\n          \u003cp\u003eUpcoming anxiety humor shirts designed to match your intrusive thoughts and emotionally exhausted aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n    \u003csection class=\"bic-callout\"\u003e\n      \u003ch2\u003eMentally Ill… But Make It Cute\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        At Bad Influence Co., we believe mental health matters, humor helps, and if we’re going to spiral… we might as well do it in style.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n      \u003ca 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